Today there was this guy...

Oh man. This is one for the ages. I'm heading to work today, and of course it's a weekday and tons of people are already heading to see the sites. In order to get to my office, I have to park my car in a lot next to the building at the end of the street. The street is only one lane, and a lot of tourists drive down the street very slowly because they don't know where to park. Plus, a lot of them are already seeing the sites - FROM THEIR CARS!!! Dammit. Anyway, I got stuck behind a guy who was driving down the street, and it took him 5 minutes to go 1/4 mile. It's like his head was on a swivel. He was looking every direction but forward. Just drive, you jerk. Gosh! Seriously, if you want to take a tour, why don't you go to Rome, Paris, or at least San Francisco. Those places have tons of sights to see and things to do. Why come to my hillbilly town and hold up traffic?